Poll-ish Humor

Door 2: Women Only

1. Which boastful taunt do you recall from your youth?
a. Neener Neener
b. Nanny nanny boo-boo, stick your head in doodoo
c. Both
d. Neither

2. You are at a buffet luncheon. The buffet opens. Do you hesitate to be first in line?
a. Yes, I'd never be first in line.
b. Maybe a little, but if no one's approaching, I'll do it.
c. I wouldn't hesitate at all.

3. At this buffet, do you...
a. Eat whatever you want, in whatever portions you want.
b. Take less food than you want, and/or stick to diet-type dishes, because you are conscious of what others will think.
c. Take small portions but go back more than once, as a deception tactic.

4. Your are discussing body weights with a friend, who tells you his or hers. You are essentially being asked to volunteer yours. You:
a. Decline, or change the subject.
b. Tell it, but lie a little.
c. Tell your real weight.

5. If your spouse or significant other were putting on a little too much weight...
a. This would bother me but I probably wouldn't mention it.
b. This would bother me and I would mention it.
c. This wouldn't bother me much.

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