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How much time do you take, ordinarily, for the following enterprises in your home?

1. Brushing your teeth in the morning:
a. 30 seconds or less.
b. 30 seconds to one minute.
c. One minute to 90 seconds.
d. 90 seconds to two minutes.
e. More than two minutes.

2. Showering:
a. Three minutes or less.
b. Three to five minutes.
c. Five to seven minutes.
d. Seven to 10 minutes.
e. 10 to 15 minutes.
f. More than 15 minutes.

3. Pooping, from arrival in bathroom to exit:
a. Two minutes or less.
b. Two to four minutes.
c. Four to six minutes.
d. Six to eight minutes.
e. Nine to 12 minutes.
f. More than 12 minutes.

4. Dressing for work:
a. Three minutes or less.
b. Three to five minutes.
c. Five to 10 minutes.
d. 10 to 15 minutes.
e. 15 to 20 minutes.
f. More than 20 minutes.

5. When you travel, do you usually take hair-care products with you?
a. Yes
b. No

6. Do you usually floss?
a. Yes
b. No

7. Preparation of dinner on a weeknight (whoever does it in your home):
a. 15 minutes or less.
b. 15 minutes to a half hour.
c. A half hour to 45 minutes.
d. 45 minutes to an hour.
e. More than an hour.
f. I/we seldom or ever prepare dinner at home.

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