Poll-ish Humor

It was an unusually fertile comics week. All of comics linked below are excellent strips, but they are good in different ways. Answer the questions that follow. Each question has exactly two possible correct answers. If you choose any of the others, you fail.

Sally Forth (Saturday, unemployed Ted)
Frazz (Saturday, sarcasm)
Zits (Saturday, remote)
Rhymes with Orange (Friday, canary)
Brewster (Monday, obelisk)

1. Which is the funniest?
Sally Forth (unemployed Ted)
Frazz (sarcasm)
Zits (remote)
Rhymes With Orange (canary)
Brewster (obelisk)

2. Which is the cleverest?
Sally Forth (unemployed Ted)
Frazz (sarcasm)
Zits (remote)
Rhymes With Orange (canary)
Brewster (obelisk)

3. Which contains the greatest irony?
Sally Forth (unemployed Ted)
Frazz (sarcasm)
Zits (remote)
Rhymes With Orange (canary)
Brewster (obelisk)

4. Which has the most unexpected punchline?
Sally Forth (unemployed Ted)
Frazz (sarcasm)
Zits (remote)
Rhymes With Orange (canary)
Brewster (obelisk)

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